There’s no doubt that you’re expecting your intimate rendezvous to look just like the movies! Although, instead of some steamy and passionate romance, you’re faced with water spraying in your eyes, a whole bunch of awkwardness, and maybe even a slip-injury. If this sounds familiar, you are definitely not alone! If you and your spouse are looking to ramp up your shower sex game, without all of the awkward slipping and sliding, we have the perfect compilation for you. Now presenting… How to “Shower Sex” Like a Pro, including the best tips and shower sex positions all wrapped up in a fun sexy shower date! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. To learn more about ’em, click here.
7 Tips to perfecting shower sex
Whether you’re a shower sex newbie or a seasoned veteran just looking for some fresh ideas, we have compiled a list of our top sexy shower tips. All the best advice on how to have romantic, amazing, and fulfilling sex in the shower!
Textable Invitation
So, now that you’ve had a quick lesson on Shower Sex 101, you can invite your spouse to join you for a steamy shower experience. Just download the mobile invitation (linked below), and text it to your sweetheart! We have a feeling they will be ALL IN on this date!
Steamy Shower Spinner
To help make your intimate shower date a bit more exciting, we have created this Steamy Shower Spinner! Here’s how it works: the spinner contains 9 shower sex positions or activities that are ideal for some wet and wild shower fun. Before you hop in, either you or your spouse can do the honors of spinning the wheel. Whichever position you land on is the one you get to try out! We have also included a cheat sheet that provides descriptions for each of the shower sex positions. (Psst! They are really fun!) Prepping the Steamy Shower Spinner is easy! Simply download your FREE printables below, print them on good-quality card stock, and cut them out. Just attach the arrow to the shower spinner by using a brass paper fastener! Place the arrow on top of the spinner wheel, punch a whole through both sheets of paper, and secure them together with the fastener.
Products for fun (and safe) shower sex
This is not an official or scientific statistic, but we would guess that 92.8% of all sex injuries come from attempting shower sex! The same things that make shower sex so enticing–the slipperiness, the tight quarters, the warm steam–also make it logistically challenging! To have an intimate experience without the risk of slipping on your razor head, try one (or all) of these shower products. They are sure to make your shower sex fun AND safe!
Silicone-based lube: For water being so wet, you would think it would be more slippery when it comes to shower intimacy, right?! So, for some extra splish-splash, grab some silicone-based lube! Stay clear of water-based or oil-based lubes as they will wash away too easily in the shower.Non-slip shower mat: Slippin’ and slidin’ have their place, but this is not it!Shower foot rest: The best little helper to getting those perfect angles!Ultra soft loofah: A perfect way to suds up your spouse. They’ll love the feeling of you taking charge and lathering them up with this soft loofah.Grab bar: Just in case you need a bit of extra support!
Taking a sexy shower with your spouse may not be as second-nature as your normal shower routine. But, don’t give up if it’s a total wash. Try not to let a less-than-perfect experience discourage you from trying again! Even if your maiden voyage includes a slight bathroom flood or broken shower curtain, you and your spouse will learn what works for you as a couple and become pros in no time!
